Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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