absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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