Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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