just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
