Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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