Im at strip club and am horny
True but thats because hes a fetus.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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