y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce