im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.