the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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