Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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