i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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