I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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