what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
