This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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