Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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