so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Are my feet made of real feet?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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