did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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