I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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