He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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