I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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