He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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