my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize