No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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