spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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