break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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