I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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