Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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