When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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