SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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