i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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