This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Randomize
