i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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