When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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