She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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