yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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