He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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