My friends, they love my intelligence
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
zippers are such a cool invention
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My pussy is not your playground.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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