Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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