The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You almost got us killed.
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