So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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