Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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