whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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