It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
