Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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