But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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