I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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