I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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