I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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