Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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