Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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