I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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