Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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