whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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